For when a shin in sight is cropt, With solemn march, and stately pace, 143 150 155 To fall back and retreat as well. 160 So lawyers, lest the Bear defendant, And plaintiff Dog, should make an end on't, Do stave and tail with writs of error, Reverse of judgment, and demurrer, 165 In public gardens at a blow, 180 And leave th' herbs standing. Quoth Sir Sun, My friends, that is not to be done. Not done! quo' Statesman; yes, an't please ye, We'll beat a drum, and they'll all follow. 185 190 He'll sign it with Cler. Parl. Dom. Com. To him apply yourselves, and he 200 205 Who, that their base births might be hid, (Knowing they were of a doubtful gender, And that they came in at a window,) Made Jupiter himself and others 215 O' th' gods, gallants to their own mothers, To get on them a race of champions, (Of which old Homer first made lampoons.) Arctophylax in northern sphere Was his undoubted ancestor ; 220 From him his great forefathers came, And in all ages bore his name. Learned he was in med'c'nal lore; For by his side a pouch he wore, Replete with strange hermetic powder, "That wounds nine miles point-blank would solder, But of a heav'nlier influence 215 Than that which mountebanks dispense; 230 Tho' by Promethean fire made, As they do quack that drive that trade. For as when slovens do amiss At others' doors, by stool or piss, 235 240 245 No less than dint of sword, could kill. About his neck a threefold gorget, 260, Are swords, with which they fight in fray; So swords, in men of war, are teeth 265 And 'mong the Cossacks had been bred, That serve to fill up pages here, As with their bodies ditches there: 270 With whom he serv'd, and fed on vermin: And when these fail'd, he'd suck his claws, And quarter himself upon his paws. And tho' his countrymen, the Huns, 275 Did stew their meat between their bums And th' horses backs o'er which they straddle, To aid his Dog; both made more stout, Yet Talgol was of courage stout, And, like a champion, shone with oil, 295 300 Right many a widow his keen blade, 335 But Guy with him in fight compar'd, Had like the boar and dun cow far'd. With greater troops of sheep h' had fought, 310 And many a serpent of fell kind, With wings before, and stings behind, Subdu'd, as poets say, long agone, Bold Sir George, St. George, did the dragon. 'Tis great and large, but base if mean. 330 Next these the brave Magnano came, Magnano! great in martial fame. Yet when with Orsin he wag'd fight, 'Tis sung he got but little by't.. 335 The fury of his armed fist: 340 Nor could the hardest iron hold out Against his blows, but they would through't. |