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CONTENTS.
BOOK IX.
CONTAINING TWELVE HOURS.
CHAPTER I.
OF THOSE WHO LAWFULLY MAY, AND OF THOSE WHO MAY NOT
WRITE SUCH HISTORIES AS THIS
CHAPTER II.
CONTAINING A VERY SURPRISING ADVENTURE INDEED, WHICH MR.
JONES MET WITH IN HIS WALK WITH THE MAN OF THE HILL
CHAPTER III.
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THE ARRIVAL OF MR. JONES WITH HIS LADY AT THE INN; WITH
A VERY FULL DESCRIPTION OF THE BATTLE OF UPTON
. 13
CHAPTER IV.
IN WHICH THE ARRIVAL OF A MAN OF WAR PUTS A FINAL END
TO HOSTILITIES, AND CAUSES THE CONCLUSION OF A FIRM AND
LASTING PEACE BETWEEN ALL PARTIES
. 19
CHAPTER V.
AN APOLOGY FOR ALL HEROES WHO HAVE GOOD STOMACHS, WITH
A DESCRIPTION OF A BATTLE OF THE AMOROUS KIND
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CHAPTER VI.
A FRIENDLY CONVERSATION IN THE KITCHEN, WHICH HAD A VERY
COMMON, THOUGH NOT VERY FRIENDLY, CONCLUSION
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CHAPTER VII.
CONTAINING A FULLER ACCOUNT OF MRS. WATERS, AND BY WHAT
MEANS SHE CAME INTO THAT DISTRESSFUL SITUATION FROM
WHICH SHE WAS RESCUED BY JONES
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CONTAINING THE ARRIVAL OF AN IRISH GENTLEMAN, WITH VERY
EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES WHICH ENSUED AT THE INN
A DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE LANDLADY AND SUSAN THE CHAMBER-
MAID, PROPER TO BE READ BY ALL INNKEEPERS AND THEIR
SERVANTS; WITH THE ARRIVAL, AND AFFABLE BEHAVIOUR OF
A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY; WHICH MAY TEACH PERSONS OF
CONDITION HOW THEY MAY ACQUIRE THE LOVE OF THE WHOLE
WORLD
CONTAINING INFALLIBLE NOSTRUMS FOR PROCURING UNIVERSAL
DISESTEEM AND HATRED
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CONTAINING, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THE INGENUITY OF PART-
RIDGE, THE MADNESS OF JONES, AND THE FOLLY OF FITZPATRICK
IN WHICH ARE CONCLUDED THE ADVENTURES THAT HAPPENED AT
THE INN AT UPTON
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71
A VERY SHORT CHAPTER, IN WHICH HOWEVER IS A SUN, A MOON,
A STAR, AND AN ANGEL
103
THE HISTORY OF MRS. FITZPATRICK
IN WHICH THE HISTORY OF MRS. FITZPATRICK IS CONTINUED
IN WHICH THE MISTAKE OF THE LANDLORD THROWS SOPHIA INTO
A DREADFUL CONSTERNATION
106
112
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IN WHICH MRS. FITZPATRICK CONCLUDES HER HISTORY
121
CHAPTER VIII.
A DREADFUL ALARM IN THE INN, WITH THE ARRIVAL OF AN
UNEXPECTED FRIEND OF MRS. FITZPATRICK
CHAPTER IX.
THE MORNING INTRODUCED IN SOME PRETTY WRITING. A STAGE-
COACH. THE CIVILITY OF CHAMBERMAIDS. THE HEROIC
TEMPER OF SOPHIA. HER GENEROSITY. THE RETURN TO IT.
THE DEPARTURE OF THE COMPANY, AND THEIR ARRIVAL AT
LONDON; WITH SOME REMARKS FOR THE USE OF TRAVELLERS
CHAPTER X.
CONTAINING A HINT OR TWO CONCERNING VIRTUE, AND A FEW
MORE CONCERNING SUSPICION
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BOOK XII.
CONTAINING THE SAME INDIVIDUAL TIME WITH THE
FORMER.
SHOWING
WHAT IS TO BE DEEMED PLAGIARISM IN A MODERN
AUTHOR, AND WHAT IS TO BE CONSIDERED AS LAWFUL PRIZE
149
IN WHICH, THOUGH THE SQUIRE DOTH NOT FIND HIS DAUGHTER,
SOMETHING IS FOUND WHICH PUTS AN END TO HIS PURSUIT. 152
THE DEPARTURE OF JONES FROM UPTON, WITH
BETWEEN HIM AND PARTRIDGE ON THE ROAD
THE ADVENTURE OF A BEGGAR-MAN
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165
FROM WHICH IT MAY BE INFERRED THAT THE BEST THINGS ARE
LIABLE TO BE MISUNDERSTOOD AND MISINTERPRETED
CONTAINING A REMARK OR TWO OF OUR OWN, AND MANY MORE
OF THE GOOD COMPANY ASSEMBLED IN THE KITCHEN
IN WHICH FORTUNE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN IN A BETTER HUMOUR
WITH JONES THAN WE HAVE HITHERTO SEEN HER
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