ODE TO PEACE°

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COME, peace of mind, delightful guest!
Return and make thy downy nest

Once more in this sad heart:
Nor riches I nor power pursue,
Nor hold forbidden joys in view;

We therefore need not part.

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II

Where wilt thou dwell, if not with me,
From avarice and ambition free,

And pleasure's fatal wiles ?
For whom, alas ! dost thou prepare
The sweets that I was wont to share,

The banquet of thy smiles ?

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III

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The great, the gay, shall they partake,
The Heaven that thou alone canst make ?

And wilt thou quit the stream
That murmurs through the dewy mead,
The grove and the sequestered shed

To be a guest with them?

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For thee I panted, thee I prized,
For thee I gladly sacrificed

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Whate'er I loved before,
And shall I see thee start away,
And helpless, hopeless, hear thee say,

“Farewell ! we meet no more"?

THE MODERN PATRIOTO

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REBELLION is my theme all day:

I only wish 'twould come. (As who knows but perhaps it may ?)

A little nearer home.

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Yon roaring boys, who rave and fight

On t'other side the Atlantic,
I always held them in the right,

But most so when most frantic.

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When lawless mobs insult the court,

That man shall be my toast,
If breaking windows be the sport,

Who bravely breaks the most.

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But, O! for him my fancy culls

The choicest flowers she bears,

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Who constitutionally pulls

Your house about your ears.

Such civil broils are my delight,

Though some folks can't endure them,
Who say the mob are mad outright,

And that a rope must cure them.

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VI

A rope! I wish we patriots had

Such strings for all who need 'em -
What! hang a man for going mad!

Then farewell British freedom.

REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE

NOT TO BE FOUND IN ANY OF THE BOOKS

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BETWEEN Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose,

The spectacles set them unhappily wrong;
The point in dispute was, as all the world knows,

To which the said spectacles ought to belong.

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So Tongue was the lawyer, and argued the cause

With a great deal of skill, and a wig full of learning,

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While Chief Baron Ear sat to balance the laws,

So famed for his talent in nicely discerning.

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“In behalf of the Nose it will quickly appear, And your lordship,” he said, "will undoubtedly

, find,

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Which amounts to possession time out of mind.”

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Then holding the spectacles up to the court, “Your lordship observes they are made with a

straddle, As wide as the ridge of the Nose is; in short,

Designed to sit close to it, just like a saddle.

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'Again, would your lordship a moment suppose,

('Tis a case that has happened, and may be again,) That the visage or countenance had not a Nose, Pray who would, or who could, wear spectacles then ?

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“On the whole it appears, and my argument shows,

With a reasoning the court will never condemn, That the spectacles plainly were made for the Nose

And the Nose was as plainly intended for them.”

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Then shifting his side, (as a lawyer knows how) 25

He pleaded again in behalf of the Eyes:
But what were his arguments few people know,

For the court did not think they were equally wise.

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So his lordship decreed, with a grave solemn tone,

Decisive and clear, without one if or but
That, whenever the Nose put his spectacles on,

By day-light or candle-light-Eyes should be shut !

THE LILY AND THE ROSE

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THE Nymph must lose her female friend,

If more admired than she —
But where will fierce contention end,

If flowers can disagree?

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Within the garden's peaceful scene

Appeared two lovely foes,
Aspiring to the rank of queen,

The Lily and the Rose.

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The Rose soon reddened into rage,

And swelling with disdain,

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