He soon replied, “I do admire Of womankind but one, Therefore it shall be done. 20 "I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the calender Will lend his horse to go.” 25 Quoth Mrs. Gilpin, “That's well said, And for that wine is dear, Which is both bright and clear.” 30 John Gilpin kissed his loving wife; O’erjoyed was he to find, She had a frugal mind. The morning came, the chaise was brought, But yet was not allowed that she was proud. 35 So three doors off the chaise was stayed, Where they did all get in; Six precious souls, and all agog To dash through thick and thin. 40 Smack went the whip, round went the wheels, Were never folk so glad; As if Cheapsideo were mad. 45 John Gilpin at his horse's side Seized fast the flowing mane, And up he got, in haste to ride, But soon came down again; 50 For saddle-tree scarce reached had he, His journey to begin, Three customers come in.° So down he came; for loss of time Although it grieved him sore, Would trouble him much more. 55 'Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind, The wine is left behind !” 60 “Good lacko!" quoth he — "yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, When I do exercise.” 65 Now Mistress Gilpin, (careful soul!) Had two stone bottles found, To hold the liquor that she loved, And keep it safe and sound. 70 Each bottle had a curling ear, Through which the belt he drew, And hung a bottle on each side, To make his balance true. Then over all, that he might be Equipped from top to toe, He manfully did throw. 75 Now see him mounted once again Upon his nimble steed, With caution and good heed. 80 But finding soon a smoother road Beneath his well shod feet, Which galled him in his seat. 85 So, “Fair and softly," John he cried, But John he cried in vain, That trot became a gallop soon, In spite of curb and rein. 90 So stocping down, as needs he must Who cannot sit upright, And eke with all his might. His horse, who never in that sort Had handled been before. Did wonder more and more. 95 Away went Gilpin, neck or nought; Away went hat and wig; Of running such a rig. o 100 The wind did blow, the cloak did fly, Like streamer long and gay, At last it flew away. 105 Then might all people well discern The bottles he had slung; As hath been said or sung. 110 The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; As loud as he could bawl. Away went Gilpin who but he ? His fame soon spread around, “He carries weight !” “He rides a race!” “'Tis for a thousand pound!” 115 And still, as fast as he drew near, 'Twas wonderful to view, How in a trice the turnpike men Their gates wide open threw. 120 And now, as he went bowing down His reeking head full low, Were shattered at a blow. 125 Down ran the wine into the road, Most piteous to be seen, As they had basted been. 130 But still he seemed to carry weight, With leathern girdle braced; For all migh't see the bottle-necks Still dangling at his waist. Thus all through merry Islingtono These gambols he did play, Until he came unto the Washo Of Edmonton so gay; 135 |