outdone. We shall do likewise. We shall not attempt to give the reader an idea of that tetrahedron nose, that horse-shoe mouth, that small left eye overshadowed by a red bushy brow, while the right eye disappeared entirely under an enormous wart; of those straggling teeth, with breaches here and there like the battlements of a fortress; of that horny lip, over which one of those teeth projected like the tusk of an elephant; of that forked chin; and, above all, of the expression diffused over the whole, - that mixture of malice, astonishment, and melancholy. Let the reader, if he can, figure to himself this combination. The acclamation was unanimous; the crowd rushed towards the chapel, and the blessed pope of the fools was led out in triumph. And now the surprise and admiration of the people rose still higher, for they found the wondrous grin to be nothing but his ordinary face. Or rather, his whole person was a grimace. His large head, all bristling with red hair, between his shoulders an enormous hump, to which he had a corresponding projection in front, a framework of thighs and legs so strangely gone astray that they could touch one another only at the knees, and when viewed in front looked like two pairs of sickles brought together at the handles, sprawling feet, monstrous hands; and yet, with all that deformity, a certain gait denoting formidable vigor, agility, and courage, a strange exception to the everlasting rule which prescribes that strength, like beauty, shall result from harmony. Such was the pope whom the fools had just chosen. He looked like a giant that had been broken and awkwardly mended. When this sort of Cyclop appeared on the threshold of the chapel, motionless, squat, and almost as broad as he was high, - squared by the base, as a great man has expressed it, - the populace, by his coat, halfred and half-violet, figured over with little silver bells, and still more by the perfection of his ugliness, - the populace recognized him at once, and exclaimed with one voice: "It 's Quasimodo, the ringer! It's Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre-Dame! Quasimodo, the one-eyed! Quasimodo, the bandy-legged! Noël! noël!" The poor devil, it seems, had a choice of surnames. "All ye pregnant women get out of the way!" cried the scholars. "And all that want to be so," added Joannes. "As mischievous as he 's ugly," added another. "I've the misfortune to live near Notre-Dame, and at night I hear him scrambling in the gutter." "With the cats." "He's constantly upon our roofs." "He casts spells at us down the chimneys." "The other night he came and grinned at me through my attic window; I thought it was a man. I was in such a fright!" "I'm sure he goes to meet the witches; he once left a broomstick on my leads." "Oh, the shocking face of the hunc back!' "Oh, the horrid creature!" The men, on the contrary, were delighted, and made great applause. Quasimodo, the object of the tumult, kept standing in the doorway of the chapel, gloomy and grave, letting himself be admired. One of the scholars (Robin Poussepain, we believe) came and laughed in his face, rather too near him. Quasimodo quietly took him by the waist, and threw him half-a-score yards off among the crowd, without uttering a word. Maître Coppenole, wondering, now went up to him. "Croix-Dieu! Holy Father! Why, thou hast the prettiest ugliness I ever saw in my life! Thou wouldst deserve to be pope at Rome as well as at Paris." So saying, he clapped his hand merrily upon the other's shoulder. Quasimodo stirred not an inch. Coppenole continued: "Thou art a fellow whom I long to feast with, though it should cost me a new douzain of twelve livres tournois. What sayst thou to it?" Quasimodo made no answer. "Croix-Dieu!" cried the hosier, "art thou deaf?" He was indeed deaf. However, he began to be impatient at Coppenole's motions, and he all at once turned towards him with so formidable a grinding of his teeth, that the Flemish giant recoiled like a bull-dog before a cat. A circle of terror and respect was then made round the strange personage, the radius of which was at least fifteen geometrical paces ; and an old woman explained to Maître Coppenole that Quasimodo was deaf. "Deaf!" cried the hosier, with his boisterous Flemish laugh. "Croix-Dieu! then he's a pope complete!" "Ha! I know him," cried Jehan, who was at last come down from his capital to have a nearer look at the new pope; "it's my brother the archdeacon's ringer. Good-day to you, Quasimodo." "What a devil of a man!" said Robin Poussepain, who was all bruised with his fall. "He shows himself, and you see he's a hunchback; he walks, and you see he's bow-legged; he looks at you, and you see he's short of an eye; you talk to him, and you find he's deaf. Why, what does the Polyphemus do with his tongue?" "He talks when he likes," said the old woman. "He's lost his hearing with ringing the bells. He's not dumb." "No; he's that perfection short," observed Jehan. "And he's an eye too many," added Robin Poussepain. "No, no," said Jehan, judiciously; "a one-eyed man is much more incomplete than a blind man, for he knows what it is that's wanting." Meanwhile, all the beggars, all the lackeys, all the cutpurses, together with the scholars, had gone in procession to fetch from the wardrobe of the basoche the pasteboard tiara and the mock robe appropriated to the fools' pope. Quasimodo allowed himself to be arrayed in them, without a frown, and with a sort of proud docility. They then seated him upon a parti-colored chair. Twelve officers of the brotherhood of Fools, laying hold of the poles that were attached to it, hoisted him upon their shoulders; and a sort of bitter and disdainful joy seemed to spread itself over the sullen face of the Cyclops when he beheld under his deformed feet all those fine heads belonging to good-looking and well-shaped men. Then the whole bawling and tattered procession set out to make, according to custom, the internal circuit of the galleries of the Palace, before parading through the streets. |