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" It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. "
Old Age Is a Terminal Illness - Page 9
by Alma Bond - 2006 - 188 pages
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Death: A Comedy in One Act

Woody Allen - American drama - 1975 - 64 pages
...Unless you get stabbed after eating herring. JOHN Are you afraid to die? KLEINMAN It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. JOHN (Musing) Sooner or later he'll get all of us. KLEINMAN (Delirious) Cooperate . . . God is the...
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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

Bathroom Readers' Institute - Humor - 1988 - 224 pages
...food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." "Showing up is 80 percent of life." "I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." "If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."...
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The Concise Columbia Dictionary of Quotations

Robert Andrews - Reference - 1989 - 343 pages
...only the stroke of death. Francis Bacon (1561-1626) English philosopher, essayist It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen (b. 1935) American filmmaker It is certain that to most men the preparation for death has...
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Wrestling With the Angel: A Memoir of My Triumph Over Illness

Max Lerner - Biography & Autobiography - 1991 - 208 pages
...Death, Asserting Life So here it is at last, the Distinguished Thing! — Henry James (after his stroke) I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day,...
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Sitting in the Earth and Laughing: A Handbook of Humour

Arthur Roy Eckardt - Language Arts & Disciplines - 222 pages
...believe there's an intelligence to the universe, except for certain pans of New Jersey. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. I landed at Orly Airport and discovered my luggage wasn't on the same plane. My bags were finally traced...
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And I Quote: The Definitive Collection of Quotes, Sayings, and Jokes for the ...

Ashton Applewhite, Tripp Evans, Andrew Frothingham - Reference - 1992 - 499 pages
...therefore never send to know lor whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. — John Donne It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen If my doctor told me 1 only had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little...
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Extra Innings: A Memoir

Doris Grumbach - Biography & Autobiography - 1993 - 298 pages
...tragic into what it would be nice to think of as comic: Woody Allen, twenty-seven years younger than I: 'I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.' But still, death is the great mystery, life's great puzzle. To be present at the solution requires...
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The Wisdom & Wit of Rabbi Jesus

William E. Phipps - Religion - 1993 - 254 pages
...book devoted to wit characteristic of Woody Allen and his fellow ethnics.1 Here is a wry Allen sample: "I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." The question of a humorous Jesus can be approached deductively and inductively. By deduction, the logic...
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The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations

Robert Andrews - Reference - 1993 - 1092 pages
...Young, Conjectures on Original Composition (1759), as Adel i son 's dying words. 2 It's not that I'm ve their reward. But when thou doest alms, let not thy left h WOODY ALLEN (b. 1 935), US filmmaker. Without Feathers, -Death (A PlayC (1976). 3 Like figures on an...
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How to Get Ideas

Jack Foster - Business & Economics - 1996 - 208 pages
...take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. — Franklin P. Jones I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. — Woody Allen No call alligator "long mouth" til you pass him. — Jamaican proverb u? Y'JuP A ls...
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