ACT II. SCENE I. The Public Sty. The Boars in full Assembly. Enter PYRGANAX. Pyrganax. Grant me your patience, Gentlemen and Boars, Ye by whose patience under public burthens The glorious constitution of these sties Subsists, and shall subsist. The Lean-pig rates To teach the other nations how to live?) Temporary, of course. Those impious Pigs Inculcated by the Arch-priest, have been whipped Things being in this happy state, the Queen Iona A loud cry from the Pigs. She is innocent! most innocent! Pyrganax. That is the very thing that I was saying, Gentlemen Swine. The Queen Iona, being Most innocent, no doubt, returns to Thebes, A Boar (interrupting him). Does any one accuse her of? What Pyrganax. Why, no one Makes any positive accusation. But There were hints dropped; and so the privy wizards Of Sucking Pigs, if it could be suspected First Boar. Well, go on; we long To hear what she can possibly have done. Pyrganax. Why, it is hinted that a certain Bull Thus much is known:-The milk-white Bulls that feed Beside Clitumnus and the crystal lakes Of the Cisalpine mountains, in fresh dews Of lotus-grass and blossoming asphodel Sleeking their silken hair, and with sweet breath Loading the morning winds until they faint With living fragrance, are so beautiful!- Iona's grandmother,- -but she is innocent! First Boar. Most innocent! Pyrganax. [A pause. Behold this Bag; a bag Second Boar. Oh! no Green Bags! Jealousy's eyes are green, Scorpions are green, and water-snakes and efts, And verdigris, and Pyrganax. If innocent, she will turn into an angel, [Showing the Bag. I know that she is innocent; I wish First Boar. Excellent, just, and noble Pyrganax ! Streaming like-like-like Third Boar Anything. Oh no! But like a standard of an admiral's ship, Unravelled on the blast from a white mountain; Or waterfall from a dizzy precipice Scattered upon the wind. First Boar. Or a cow's tail, Second Boar. Or anything, as the learned Boar observed. That her most sacred Majesty should be Invited to attend the feast of Famine, And to receive upon her chaste white body [A great confusion is heard of the Pigs out of Doors, which communicates itself to those within. During the first Strophe, the doors of the Sty are staved in, and a number of exceedingly lean Pigs and Sows and Boars rush in. Porkers, we shall lose our wash, Or must share it with the Lean Pigs! FIRST BOAR. Order! order! be not rash! Was there ever such a scene, Pigs! I never saw so fine a dash Since I first began to wean Pigs. SECOND BOAR (solemnly). The Queen will be an angel time enough. I vote, in form of an amendment, that [His heart is seen to beat through his waistcoat. SEMICHORUS I. Pyrganax has plainly shown a SEMICHORUS II. I vote Swellfoot and Iona Try the magic test together; AN OLD BOAR (aside). A miserable state is that of Pigs ; For, if their drivers would tear caps and wigs, AN OLD SOW (aside). A wretched lot Jove has assigned to Swine; Hog-wash has been ta'en away : If the Bull-Queen is divested, We shall be in every way Hunted, stripped, exposed, molested; That she shall not be arrested. Queen, we entrench you with walls of brawn, And palisades of tusks sharp as a bayonet. Those who hate you hate us; Those who bait you bait us. The oracle is now about to be Fulfilled by circumvolving destiny— Which says: "Thebes, choose reform or civil war, Enter IONA Taurina. lona Taurina (coming forward). gentle Lady Pigs, The tender heart of every Boar acquits Gentlemen Swine and With native piggishness; and she, reposing Of finding shelter there. Yet know, great Boars, And so do I) the innocent are proud! Are safest there where trials and dangers wait; Lord Pyrganax, I do commit myself To stand the test, whatever it may be. Pyrganax. This magnanimity in your sacred Majesty Must please the Pigs. You cannot fail of being A heavenly angel.-Smoke your bits of glass, Ye loyal Swine, or her transfiguration Will blind your wondering eyes. An Old Boar (aside). Of Famine, let the expiation be. Take care, my lord, At the approaching feast I, most content of all, Know that my foes even thus prepare their fall! [Exeunt omnes. SCENE II.-The interior of the Temple of FAMINE. The statue of the Goddess, a skeleton clothed in party-coloured rags, seated upon a heap of skulls and loaves intermingled. A number of exceedingly fat Priests in black garments arrayed on each side; Court Porkmen with marrow-bones and cleavers in their hands. A flourish of trumpets. Enter MAMMON as Arch-priest, SWELLFOOT, DAKRY, PYRGANAX, LAOCTONOS, followed by IONA TAURINA guarded. other side enter the Swine. CHORUS OF PRIESTS, On the Accompanied by the Court Porkmen on marrow-bones and cleavers. Goddess bare and gaunt and pale, Empress of the World, all hail! What though Cretans old called thee City-crested Cybele? We call thee Famine ! Goddess of fasts and feasts, starving and cramming! Through thee, for emperors, kings, and priests, and lords, Who rule by viziers, sceptres, bank-notes, words, |