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A crowd of rustics doom'd to daily toil,
Disarm the forest, or enrich the soil:
Not in that elegance of dress array'd
That charm'd Arcadia's hills, and Tempe's shade;
Where Thyrsis, shelter'd in some happier grove,
The lonely scene of solitude and love,
His breast all rapture, and his soul on fire,
Now wove the garland, and now swept the lyre:
No,-'tis plain Colin, Hobbinol, and Ned,
Unskill'd in numbers as in books unread,
Who scorn the winter's deadly blast to shun,
But face the storm, and drudge through ev'ry sun;
Then seek the cottage, where the homely bowl
Smooths ev'ry brow, and opens every soul;
Speeds the same social warmth from breast to breast,
And bids them laugh at Verres, and his crest.

When honest Colin sees the shining ball
That gilds the 'Change, and dignifies Whitehall;
Lost in the scenes of turbulence and strife,
The farce of grandeur and the pomp of life;
He steals impatient to his native shade,
And longs to grasp his waggon and his spade;
Heedless of ev'ry charm, of ev'ry grace,
That forms the goddess in Fitzwalter's face,
That lends to Finch her majesty of mien-
He would not change his Susau for a queen.
Believe me, sir! distinction, pomp, and noise,
Corrupt our tempers, as they cloud our joys:
And surely, when the social spirit 's broke,
A star 's a gewgaw, and a lord 's a joke.
Without those robes, those gorgeous bagatelles,
That deck our nobles, and that charm our belles;
Without a crane-neck'd chariot's smooth career,
Without the wealth of Indus in your ear;
Without a group of pictures dearly bought,
Where Titian's colours vie with Guido's thought;
Without the fruits of Spain, the wines of France,
Without an opera, and without a dance,
You may live happy, as grave doctors tell,
At Rome, at Tunbridge, in a grot, or cell.

From sky to sky th' imperial bird of Jove [love;
Spreads his broad wing, and thund'ring grasps his
The mighty bull, by genial Zephyr sway'd,
Enraptur'd courts his heifer to the shade;
The feather'd warblers pair on every spray,
The grove re-echoing with the sprightly lay;
While the gay tribe of insects blissful share
The joys of love, and people all the air.
All, all that in the depths of ocean lie,
Graze on the plain, or skim along the sky,
Fondly pursue the end by Nature giv'n,
Life all their aim, and quiet all their heav'n.

If then no songsters grudge the bear his thigh,
The hound his nostril, or the lynx his eye;
Nor feel a pang though Afric's shaggy brood
Majestic stalk the monarchs of the wood;
Why should you think your solitude a tomb,
If Pulteney has a title and a plumb?

M.

But soft-restrain this turbulence of war,
This mimic image of the wordy bar;
Lest you should seem to copy Henly's lore,
Who gravely kills objections by the score.
Behold that wretch, by ev'ry woe distress'd,
Want in his eye, and horrour in his breast;
A thousand nameless agonies of pain

Rack ev'ry nerve, and burn through ev'ry vein;
He lives to suffer, and but speaks to moan,
And numbers every minute by a groan.

Is he then happy? blest with every joy
That glows on Cecil's cheek or Dorset's eye?
Shall we proclaim him blest, without rebuke,
And rank a martyr'd beggar with a duke?

A.

Believe me, sir! each mortal has his fear, Each soul an anguish, and each eye a tear; Aches, pains, and fevers every breast assail, And haunt alike the city and the vale.

What though in pomp your painted vessels roll, Fraught with the gems that glare from pole to pole,

Though health auspicious gilds your every grace,
Nerves the strong limb, and blushes o'er the face;
Though grac'd with all that dignity of wit
That charm'd in Villars, and now charms in Pitt;
Possess'd of all the eloquence that hung
On Tully's lip, and drops from Murray's tongue;
Though all the titles, coronets, and stars,
That statesmen aim at, and that Malton bears,
Enrich your 'scutcheon, dignify your crest,
Beam on your coach, and blaze upon your breast;
Can they forbid the secret ill to glow,
The pang to torture, or the tear to flow?

Confess we then that all the ills of life,
Diseases, grief, vexations, follies, strife,
Without distinction every soul perplex,
Haunt ev'ry scene, and prey on all the sex.
Yet let us own that every pleasure too
That glads the active, and that wings the slow,
Alike indulgent to the rich and poor,
Glides through the land, and knocks at ev'ry door.
Hear then, without the specious pride of art,
A truth that strikes the moral to the heart;
A truth that liv'd in Cato's patriot breast,
And bade a dying Socrates be blest:
All, all, but Virtue, is a school-boy's theme,
The air-dress'd phantom of a virgin's dream;
A gilded toy, that homebred fools desire,
That coxcombs boast of, and that mobs admire :
Her radiant graces every bliss unfold,
And turn whate'er she touches into gold.

THE

BIRTH AND EDUCATION OF GENIUS.
A TALE.

YES, Harriet! say whate'er you can,
'Tis education makes the man:
Whate'er of Genius we inherit,
Exalted sense, and lively spirit,
Must all be disciplin'd by rules,
And take their colour from the schools.
'Twas Nature gave that cheek to glow,
That breast to rise in hills of snow,
Those sweetly-temper'd eyes to shine
Above the sapphires of the mine.
But all your more majestic charms,
Where grace presides, where spirit warms;
That shape which falls by just degrees,
And flows into the pomp of ease;
That step, whose motion seems to swim,
That melting harmony of limb,
Were form'd by Glover's skilful glance,
At Chelsea, when you learnt to dance.
'Tis so with man.-His talents rest
Misshapen embrios in his breast;

Till Education's eye explores
The sleeping intellectual pow'rs,
Awakes the dawn of wit and sense,
And lights them into excellence.
On this depends the patriot-flame,
The fine ingenuous feel of fame,
The manly spirit, brave and bold,
Superior to the taint of gold,
The dread of infamy, the zeal
Of honour, and the public weal,
And all those virtues which presage
The glories of a rising age.

But, leaving all these graver things
To statesmen, moralists, and kings,
Whose business 'tis such points to settle-
Ring-and bid Robin bring the kettle.
Mean while the Muse, whose sportive strain
Flows like her voluntary vein,

And impudently dares aspire

To share the wreath with Swift and Prior,
Shall tell an allegoric tale,

Where truth lies hid beneath the veil.
"One April morn as Phoebus play'd
His carols in the Delphic shade,

A nymph, call'd Fancy, blithe and free,
The fav'rite child of Liberty,

Heard, as she rov'd about the plain,
The bold enthusiastic strain;

She heard, and led by warm desire,
To know the artist of the lyre,
Crept softly to a sweet alcove,
Hid in the umbrage of the grove,
And, peeping through the myrtle, saw
A handsome, young, celestial beau,
On Nature's sopha stretch'd along,
Awaking harmony, and song.

"Struck with his fine majestic mien,
As certain to be lov'd as seen,
Long ere the melting air was o'er,
She cry'd, in ecstasy, 'Encore;'
And, what a prude will think but odd,
Popp'd out, and curtsey'd to the god.
Phoebus, gallant, polite, and keen as
Each earth-born votary of Venus,
Rose up, and with a graceful air,
Address'd the visionary fair;
Excus'd his morning dishabille,
Complain'd of late be had been ill.
In short, he gaz'd, he bow'd, he sigh'd,
He sung, he flatter'd, press'd, and ly'd,
With such a witchery of art,
That Fancy gave him all her heart,
Her catechism quite forgot,
And waited on him to his grot.

"In length of time she bore a son,
As brilliant as his sire the Sun.
Pure ether was the vital ray
That lighted up his finer clay;
The Nymphs, the rosy-finger'd Hours,
The Dryads of the woods and bow'rs,
The Graces with their loosen'd zones,
The Muses with their harps and crowns,
Young Zephyrs of the softest wing,
The Loves that wait upon the spring,
Wit with his gay associate Mirth,
Attended at the infant's birth,
And said, 'Let Genius be his name,
And his the fairest wreath of fame.'

"The gossips gone, the christ'ning o'er, And Genius now 'twixt three and four,

Phoebus, according to the rule,
Resolv'd to send his son to school:
And, knowing well the tricks of youth,
Resign'd him to the matron Truth,

Whose hut, unknown to Pride and Pelf, was
Near his own oracle at Delphos.

The rev'rend dame, who found the child

A little mischievous, and wild,
Taught him at first to spell and read,
To say his prayers, and get his creed-
Wou'd often tell him of the sky,

And what a crime it is to lie.
She chid him when he did amiss,
When well, she bless'd him with a kiss.
Her sister Temp'rance, sage, and quiet,
Presided at his meals and diet:
She watch'd him with religious care,
And fed him with the simplest fare;
Wou'd never let the urchin eat
Of pickled pork, or butcher's meat.
But what of aliment earth yields

In gardens, orchards, woods, and fields;
Whate'er of vegetable wealth

Was cultur'd by the hand of Health,
She cropp'd and dress'd it, as she knew well,

In many a mess of soup and gruel;
And now and then, to cheer his heart,
Indulg'd him with a Sunday's tart.

"A lusty peasant chauc'd to dwell Hard by the solitary cell:

His name was Labour.-Ere the dawn
Had broke upon the upland-lawn,
He hied him to his daily toil,

To turn the glebe, or mend the soil.
With him young Genius oft would go
O'er dreary wastes of ice and snow,
With rapture climb the cloud-topt hill,
Or wade across the shallow rill;
Or through th' entangled wood pursue
The footsteps of a straggling ewe.
By these fatigues he got at length
Robustness, and athletic strength,
Spirits as light as flies the gale
Along the lily-silver'd vale.

The cherub Health, of dimple sleek,
Sat radiant on his rosy cheek,

And gave each nerve's elastic spring

The vigour of an eaglet's wing.

"Time now had roll'd, with smooth career, Our hero through his seventh year. Though in a rustic cottage bred,

The busy imp had thought and read:
He knew th' adventures, one by one,

Of Robin Hood and Little John;
Cou'd sing with spirit, warmth, and grace,
The woful hunt of Chevy Chace;
And how St. George, his fiery nag on,
Destroy'd the vast Egyptian dragon.
Chief he admir'd that learned piece
Wrote by the fabulist of Greece,
Where Wisdom speaks in crows and cocks,
And Cunning sneaks into a fox.
In short, as now his op'ning parts,
Ripe for the culture of the arts,
Became in ev'ry hour acuter,
Apollo look'd out for a tutor;
But had a world of pains to find
This artist of the human mind.

For, in good truth, full many an ass was
Among the doctors of Parnassus,

Who scarce had skill enough to teach
Old Lilly's elements of speech;

And knew as much of men and morals
As doctor Rock of ores and corals.

At length, with much of thought and care,
He found a master for his heir;
A learned man, adroit to speak
Pure Latin, and your attic Greek;
Well known in all the courts of fame,
And Criticism was his name.

"Beneath a tutor keen and fine as
Or Aristotle, or Longinus,
Beneath a lynx's eye that saw
The slightest literary flaw,

Young Genius trod the path of knowledge,
And grew the wonder of the college.
Old authors were his bosom friends-
He had them at his fingers' ends--
Became an acc'rate imitator
Of truth, propriety, and nature;
Display'd in every just remark
The strong sagacity of Clark;
And pointed out the false and true
With all the sun-beams of Bossu.

"But though this critic-sage refin'd
His pupil's intellectual mind,
And gave him all that keen discerning
Which marks the character of learning;
Yet, as he read with much of glee
The trifles of antiquity,

And Bentley like would write epistles
About the origin of whistles;
The scholar took his master's trim,
And grew identically him;
Employ'd a world of pains to teach us
What nation first invented breeches;
Asserted that the Roman socks
Were broider'd with a pair of clocks;
That Capua serv'd up with her victuals
An olio of Venafran pickles;
That Sisygambis dress'd in blue,
And wore her tresses in a queue.

In short, he knew what Paulus Jovius,
Salmasius, Grævius, and Gronovius,
Have said in fifty folio volumes,
Printed by Elzevir in columns.

"Apollo saw, with pride and joy,
The vast improvement of his boy;
But yet had more than slight suspicion,
That all this load of erudition
Might overlay his parts at once,
And turn him out a letter'd dunce.
He saw the lad had fill'd his sense
With things of little consequence;
That though he read, with application,
The wits of every age and nation,
And could, with nice precision, reach
The boldest metaphors of speech;

Yet warp'd too much, in truth's defiance,
From real to fictitious science,

He was, with all his pride and parts,

A mere mechanic in the arts,
That measures with a rule and line
What Nature meant for great and fine.
"Phoebus, who saw it right and wise was
To counteract this fatal bias,

Took home his son with mighty haste,
And sent him to the school of Taste.

This school was built by Wealth and Peace,
Some ages since, in elder Greece,

Just when the Stagyrite had writ
His lectures on the pow'rs of wit.
Here, flush'd in all the bloom of youth,
Sat Beauty in the shrine of Truth.
Here, all the finer arts were seen
Assembled round their virgin queen.
Here, Sculpture on a bolder plan
Ennobled marble into man.
Here, Music, with a soul on fire,
Impassion'd, breath'd along the lyre;
And here, the Painter-Muse display'd
Diviner forms of light and shade.

"But, such the fate, as Hesiod sings, Of all our sublunary things,

When now the Turk, with sword and halters,
Had drove Religion from her altars,
And delug'd with a sea of blood
The academic dome and wood;
Affrighted Taste, with wings unfurl'd,
Took refuge in the western world;
And settled on the Tuscan main,
With all the Muses in his train.

"In this calm scene, where Taste withdrew, And Science trimm'd her lamp anew; Young Genius rang'd in every part

The visionary worlds of art,
And from their finish'd forms refin'd
His own congenial warmth of mind,
And learn'd with happy skill to trace
The magic powers of ease and grace:
His style grew delicately fine,
His numbers flow'd along his line,
His periods manly, full, and strong,
Had all the harmony of song.
Whene'er his images betray'd
Too strong a light, too weak a shade,
Or in the graceful and the grand
Confess'd inelegance of hand,
His noble master, who cou'd spy
The slightest fault with half an eye,
Set right by one ethereal touch,
What seem'd too little or too much;
Till every attitude and air
Arose supremely full and fair.

"Genius was now among his betters
Distinguish'd as a man of letters.
There wanted still, to make him please,
The splendour of address and ease,
The soul-enchanting mien and air,
Such as we see in Grosvenor-square,
When lady Charlotte speaks and moves,
Attended by a swarm of Loves.

"Genius had got, to say the truth,
A manner aukward and uncouth;
Sure fate of all who love to dwell
In Wisdom's solitary cell:
So much a clown in gait, and laugh,
He wanted but a scrip and staff;
And such a beard as hung in candles
Down to Diogenes's sandals,
And planted over all his chin thick,
To be like him a dirty cynic.

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Apollo, who, to do him right, Was always perfectly polite, Chagrin'd to see his son and heir Dishonour'd by his gape and stare, Resolv'd to send him to Versailles, To learn a minuet of Marseilles : But Venus, who had deeper reading In all the mysteries of breeding,

Plac'd him her substitute, to awe The nation on her bench of law!

Observ'd to Phoebus, that the name Of fop and Frenchman was the same. "French manners were," she said, "a thing which And now, to make her work complete,

Those grave misguided fools, the English,
Had, in despite of common sense,
Mistook for manly excellence;

By which their nation strangely sunk is,
And half their nobles turn'd to monkies.
She thought it better, as the case was,
To send young Genius to the Graces:
Those sweet divinities," she said,
"Wou'd form him in the myrtle shade;
And teach him more, in half an hour,
Than Lewis or his Pompadour."

Phoebus agreed-the Graces took
Their noble pupil from his book,
Allow'd him at their side to rove
Along their own domestic grove,
Amidst the sound of melting lyres,
Soft-wreathing smiles, and young desires:
And when confin'd by winds or show'rs,
Within their amaranthine bow'rs,
They taught him with address and skill
To shine at ombre and quadrille;
Or let him read an ode or play,
To wing the gloomy hour away.

Genius was charm'd-divinely plac'd
Midst beauty, wit, politeness, taste;
And, having every hour before him
The finest models of decorum,
His manners took a fairer ply,
Expression kindled in his eye;
His gesture disengag'd, and clean,
Set off a fine majestic mien;
And gave his happy pow'r to please
The noblest elegance of ease.

Thus, by the discipline of Art,
Genius shone out in head and heart.
Form'd from his first fair bloom of youth,
By Temp'rance and her sister Truth,
He knew the scientific page
Of every clime and every age;
Had learnt with critic-skill to rein
The wildness of his native vein;

That critic-skill, though cool and chaste,
Refin'd beneath the eye of Taste;
His unforbidding mien and air,
His awkward gait, his haughty stare,
And every stain that wit debases,
Were melted off among the graces;
And Genius rose, in form and mind,
The first, the greatest of mankind.

A LETTER TO A CLERGYMAN', OCCASIONED BY A REPORT OF HIS PATRON'S BEING MADE ONE OF THE LORDS COMMISSIONERS OF THE GREAT SEAL, 1756.

Is fame, dear Mun! the truth reveals,
Your friend, the baron, has the seals,
With two compeers, his reverend brothers,-
Willes and sir Eardly are the others.
Justice, who long had seen imprest
Her fairest image on his breast,

Rev. Edmund Latter of St. John's College,
Cambridge. His patron was sir Sidney Stafford
Smythe. C.
VOL. XIV.

Has thron'd him on her mercy-seat.

I'll hold you, Mun! an honest guinea,
That pest ambition's busy in you;
You mind no more your little crops,
Nor ever ask the price of hops;
Nor grieve about such idle things
As half the trumps, and all the kings:
But, blest each night with objects brighter,
Behold a visionary mitre;

And see the verger near you stand
Majestic with his silver. wand.

Well-if, as matters now foretel it,
It is your fate to be a prelate;
Though, loth to lose the comic strain,
The song, and ev'ry mirthful vein,
Which oft have made me full of glee,
And kept my spirits up till three;
Yet, fond to see, when pray'rs begin,
Ed, thy heteroclite chin,
With all that venerable bush on,
Reposing on a velvet cushion;

I would the man of humour quit,
And think the bishop worth the wit.

But, hark you, L-r! as you mean To be a bishop, or a dean,

And must, of course, look grave, and big,
I'd have you get a better wig:
You know full well when, check by jole,
We waited on his grace at Knowl;
Though that trim artist, barber Jackson,
Spent a whole hour about your caxon,
With irons hot, and fingers plastic,
To make it look ecclesiastic;
With all his pains, and combs, and care,
He scarce cou'd curl a single hair.

It wou'd be right too, let me tell you,
To buy a gown of new prunella;
And bid your maid, the art who knows,
Repair your cassoc at the elbows.

Lord! what a sudden alteration
Will wait on your exalted station!
Cawthorn, too proud a prince to flatter,
Who calls thee nought but Mun and L-
Will now put on a softer mien,
And learn to lisp out Mr. Dean;
Or, if you're made a mitred peer,
Humbly entreat your grace's ear.

Poor Adams, too, will funk and stare,
And trembling steal behind your chair;
Or else, with holy zeal addressing,
Drop on his knees, and ask your blessing.
And now, my worthy friend! ere yet
We read it in the next Gazette,
That Tuesday last a royal writ
Was sent by secretary Pitt
To all and singular the stalls
Prebendal in the church of Paul's,
Commanding them to choose and name
A bishop of unspotted fame;
And warmly recommending thee
As prelate of the vacant see;
It will not be amiss to know
Beforehand what you have to do.

-T,

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Take not an academic saplin,

But, for your life, make S--n chaplain.
He's tall and solemn, soft and sleek,
Well read in Latin, and in Greek;
A proper man to tell the clerum
About Eusebius and St. Jerom;

And wou'd as soon a fiend embrace as
Give up a jot of Athanasius.

Then, as to what a bishop fleeces,
In procurations, fines, and leases,
And hoarding up a world of pelf,
You'll want no steward but yourself:

For, faith! your lordship has great skill in
The virtues of a splendid shilling;
And know, as well as Child and Hoare',
That two and two will make up four.

THE REGULATION OF THE PASSIONS

THE SOURCE OF

HUMAN HAPPINESS.

A MORAL ESSAY.

SPOKEN AT THE ANNIVERSARY VISITATION Of the TUNBRIDGE SCHOOL, 1755.

Dunque ne l' Uso per cui fur concesse
L'impieghi il soggio Duce, e le governi:
Et a suo Senno or tepide, or ardenti,

Le faccia: et or le affretti, et or le allenti.
Tasso.

Yes, yes, dear stoic! hide it as you can,
The sphere of pleasure is the sphere of man:
This warms our wishes, animates our toil,
And forms alike a Newton, or an Hoyle;
Gives all the soul to all the soul regards,
Whether she deal in planets, or in cards.

In every human breast there lives enshrin'd
Some atom pregnant with th' ethereal mind;
Some plastic pow'r, some intellectual ray,
Some genial sunbeam from the source of day;
Something that, warm and restless to aspire,
Works the young heart, and sets the soul on fire,
And bids us all our inborn pow'rs employ
To catch the phantom of ideal joy.
Were it not so, the soul, all dead and lost,
Like the tall cliff beneath th' impassive frost,
Form'd for no end, and impotent to please,
Wou'd lie inactive on the couch of Ease;
And, heedless of proud Fame's immortal lay,
Sleep all her dull divinity away.

And yet, let but a zephyr's breath begin To stir the latent excellence withinWak'd in that moment's elemental strife, Impassion'd genius feels the breath of life; Th' expanding heart delights to leap and glow, The pulse to kindle, and the tear to flow: Strong and more strong the light celestial shines, Each thought ennobles, and each sense refines, Till all the soul, full op'ning to the flame, Exalts to virtue what she felt for fame. Hence, just as Nature points the kindred fire, One plies the pencil, one awakes the lyre; This, with an Halley's luxury of soul, Calls the wild needle back upon the pole,

2 Two Bankers.

Maps half the winds, and gives the sail to fly
In ev'ry ocean of the arctic sky;
While he whose vast capacious mind explores
All Nature's scenes, and Nature's God adores,
Skill'd in each drug the varying world provides,
All earth embosoms, and all ocean hides;
Expels, like Heberden, the young disease,
And softens anguish to the smile of ease.

The passions then all human virtue give,
Fill up the soul, and lend her strength to live.
To them we owe fair Truth's unspotted page,
The gen'rous patriot, and the moral sage;
The hand that forms the geometric Tue,
The eye that pierces through th' unbowell'd mine,
The tongue that thunders eloquence along,
And the fine ear that melts it into song.

And yet these passions which, on Nature's plan,
Call out the hero while they form the man,
Warp'd from the sacred line that Nature gave,
As meanly ruin as they nobly save.

Th' ethereal soul that Heav'n itself inspires
With all its virtues, and with all its fires,
Led by these syrens to some wild extreme,
Sets in a vapour when it ought to beam;
Like a Dutch Sun that in the autumnal sky
Looks through a fog, and rises but to die.
But he whose active, unencumber'd mind
Leaves this low Earth, and all its mists behind,
Fond in a pure unclouded sky to glow,
Like the bright orb that rises on the Po,
O'er half the globe with steady splendour shines,
And ripens virtues as it ripens mines.

Whoever thinks, must see that man was made To face the storm, not languish in the shade: Action's his sphere, and, for that sphere design'd, Eternal pleasures open on his mind.

For this, fair Hope leads on th' impassion'd soul
Through life's wild labyrinths to her distant goal;
Paints in each dream, to fan the genial flame,
The pomp of riches, and the pride of fame;
Or fondly gives reflection's cooler eye
A glance, an image of a future sky.

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Yet, though kind Heav'n points out th' unerring That leads through Nature up to bliss and God; Spite of that God, and all his voice divine, Speaks in the heart, or teaches from the shrine, Man, feebly vain, and impotently wise, Disdains the manna sent him from the skies; Tasteless of all that virtue gives to please, For thought too active, and too mad for ease, From wish to wish in life's mad vortex tost, For ever struggling, and for ever lost; He scoms Religion, though her seraphs call, And lives in rapture, or not lives at all.

And now, let loose to all our hopes and fears, As Pride inspirits, or Ambition tears, From ev'ry tie, from ev'ry duty freed, Without a balance, and without a creed, Dead ev'ry sense, each particle divine, And all the man embruted in the swine; These drench in Luxury's ambrosial bowl Reason's last spark, and drain off all the soul. Those for vain wealth fly on from pole to pole, Where winds can waft them, and where seas can roll. While others, wearied with the farce of pow'r, Or mad with riot in the midnight hour, With Spain's proud monarch to a cell retire, Or, Nero like, set half the globe on fire. Stretch'd on high-tow'ring Dover's sandy bed, Without a coffin, and without a head;

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