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You know that credit is given, because capital must be employed : that men calculate the chances of insolvency; and that they either withhold the credit or make the debtor pay the risque in the price. The counting-house has no alliance with ; the jail. Holland understands trade as well as we, and there was not, when Mr. Howard visited Holland, more than one prisoner for debt in the great city of Rotterdam. Although Lord Beauchamp's act has already preserved liberty to thousands; and though it is not three years since the last act of grace passed, yet by Mr. Howard's last account, there were near three thousand again in jail.
Speech at Bristol, p, 21-25. THE confinement of any debtor in the sloth and darkness of a prison, is a loss to the nation, and no gain to the creditor; for, of the multitude who are pining in those cells of misery, a very small part is suspected of any fraudulent act by which they retain what belongs to others. The rest are imprisoned by the wantonness of pride, the malignity of revenge, or the acrimony of disappointed expectation.
Idler, vol. i. p. 121. Those who made the laws of imprisonment for debt, have apparently supposed, that every de·ficiency of payment is the crime of the debtor. But the truth is, that the creditor always shares
the act, and often more than shares the guilt, of improper trust..
' ;' Ib. p. 124. He whose debtor has perished in prison, though he may acquit hinself of deliberate murder, must at least have his mind clouded with discontent, 'when he considers how much another has suffered from him ; when he thinks of the wife bewailing her husband, or the children begging the bread which their father would have earned,
Ib. p. 237.
STATE STATE TRIALS...
SO unreasonable is the ambition of princes, that This majesty] seemed to think of nothing less than reducing the whole empire of Blefuscu * in. to a province, and governing it by a viceroy. 'I endeavoured to divert him from this design by many arguments drawn from the topics of policy as well as justice : and I plainly protested, that I would never be an instrument of bringing a free and brave people into slavery.
This open bold declaration of mine was so opposite to the schemes and politics of his imperial majesty, that he could never forgive me; he
nientioned it in a very artful manner at councii, · where I was told that some of the wisest appeared
at least by their silence to be of my opinion; but
others, who were my secret enemies, could not -forbear some expressions, which by a side-wind e reflected on me. And from this time began an in.
trigue between his majesty, and a junto of minis. ters maliciously bent against me, which broke out in less than iwo months, and had like to have ended in' my utrer ruin. Of so little weight are
the * France,
the greatest services 10 princes, when put into the balance with a refusal to gratify their passions.
It may be proper to inform the reader of [this] intrigue.
When I was just preparing to pay my attendance on the emperor of Blefuscu, à considerable person at court (to whom I had been very serviceable at a time when he lay under the highest displeasure of his imperial majesty) came to my house' very privately at night in a close chair, and, without sending his name, desired admittance. After the common salutations were over, observing his lord· ship's countenance full of concern, and enquiring into the reason, he desired I would hear him with patience in a matter that highly concerned my life and honour.
You are to know, said he, that several committees of council have been lately called in the most private manner on your account; and that it is but two days since his majesty came to a full resolution.
You are very sensible that Skyris Bolgolam (galbet, or bigh-admiral) hath been your morta! eneiny almost ever since your arrival ; his original reasons I know not ; but his hatred is increased since your great success against Blcfuscu, by which his glory, as admiral, is much obscured. This lord, in conjunction with Flimnap the high treasurer, Liintoc the general, Lalcon the chamberlain, and Balmuff the grand justiciary, have prepared articles of impeachment against you for treason and other capital crimes.
This preface made me so impatient, being conscious of my own merits and innocence, that I was going to interrupt; when he entreated me to Le silent, and thus proceeded.
Out of gratitude for the favours you have done te, I procured information of the whole proceedings, and a copy of the articles; wherein I venture my head for your service.
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST QUIMBUS
FLESTRIN THE MAN-MOUNTAIN.
· Art. 1. Whereas by a statute made in the reign of bis imperial majesty Calin Deffar Plune, it is enacted, that whosoever shall make water within the precinets of the royal palace, shall be liable to the pains and penalties of high treason: notwithstanding the said Quimbus Flestrin, in open breach of the said law, unier colour of extinguishing ihe fire kindled in the apartment of his inajesty's most dear imperial consurt, did maliciously, traiterously, and devilishly, by ******, put out the said fire in the said apartment, lying and being within the precinets of the said royal palace, against the statute in that case provided, &c. against the duty, &c.
Art. 2. That ihe said Quimbus Flestrin having brought the imperial fleet of Blefuscu into ihe royal port, and being afterwards commanded by his imperial mjesty io seize all the other ships of the said i'mpire of Blefusce, and reduce that empire to a provinié to be governed by a viceroy from hence, and to