Holds from all foldiers chief majority, Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge Chrift? And shake the peace and safety of our throne. Capitulate against us, and are up. * But wherefore do I tell this news to thee? P. Henry. Do not think fo, you fhall not find it fo: Dearest is most fatal, most mischievous. Johnson. T' engross up glorious deeds on my behalf; Yea, even the flighteft worship of his time, K. Henry. A hundred thousand rebels die in this! Thou shalt have charge and fovereign trust herein. Enter Blunt. How now, good Blunt? thy looks are full of speed. K. Henry. The Earl of Westmorland fet forth to-day, With him my fon, Lord John of Lancaster; On Wednesday next, Harry, thou fhalt fet forward; Our general forces at Bridgenorth fhall meet. SCENE V. Changes to the Boar's-Head Tavern in Eastcheap. Enter Falstaff and Bardolph. Fal. Bardolph, am not I fall'n away vilely fince this laft action? Do I not bate? do I not dwindle? Why, my fkin hangs about me like an old lady's loofe gown; I am wither'd like an old apple-john. Well, I'll repent, and that suddenly, while I am in fome liking; I fhall be out of heart fhortly, and then I fhall have no ftrength to repent. An I have not forgotten what the infide of a church is made of, I am a pepper-corn, a brewer's horfe. The in- . fide of a church!-Company, villainous compahath been the fpoil of me. ny Bard. Sir John, you are fo fretful you cannot live long. Fal. Why, there is it; come, fing me a bawdy fong, to make me merry. I was as virtuously given as a gentleman need to be; virtuous enough; fwore little; diced not above feven times a-week went to a bawdy-house not above once in a quar ter of an hour; paid money that I borrowed, three or four times; lived well, and in good compass; and now I live out of all order, out of all compafs. Bard. Why, you are fo fat, Sir John, that you muft needs be out of all compafs, out of all reafonable compafs, Sir John. Fal. Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life. Thou art our admiral, thou beareft the lanthorn in the poop, but 'tis in the nofe of thee; thou art the knight of the burning lamp. Bard. Why, Sir John, my face does you no harm. Fal. No, I'll be fworn I make as good use of it as many a man doth of a death's head, or a memento mori. I never see thy face but I think upon hellfire, and Dives that lived in purple; for there he is in his robes, burning, burning.If thou wert any way given to virtue, I would fwear by thy face; my oath fhould be, by this fire: but thou art altogether given over, and wert indeed, but for the light in thy face, the fon of utter darkness. When thou rann'ft up Gads-hill in the night to catch my horfe, if I did not think thou hadst been an ignis fatuus, or a ball of wild-fire, there is no purchase in money. O, thou art a perpetual triumph, an everlasting bone-fire light; thou haft faved me a thousand marks in links and torches, walking with thee in the night betwixt tavern and tavern; but the fack that thou haft drunk me would have bought me lights as good cheap at the dearest chandler's in Europe. I have maintained that Salamander of yours with fire any time this two and thirty years, Heav'n reward me for it! Bard. 'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly. Fal. God-a-mercy! fo fhould I be fure to be heart-burn'd. Enter Hoftefs. How now, Dame Partlet the hen, have ye enquir'd yet who pick'd my pocket? Hoft. Why, Sir John! what do you think, Sir John? do you think I keep thieves in my houfe? I have fearch'd, I have enquired, fo has my husband, man by man, boy by boy, fervant by fervant. The tithe of a hair was never loft in my house before. Fal. Ye lie, hoftefs; Bardolph was fhav'd, and loft many a hair; and I'll be fworn, my pocket was pick'd; go to, you are a woman, go. Heft. Who, I? I defy thee; I was never call'd fo in mine own houfe before. Fal Go to, I know you well enough. Hoft. No, Sir John; you do not know me, Sir John; I know you, sir John; you owe me money, Sir John, and now you pick a quarrel to beguile me of it. I bought you a dozen of fhirts to your back. Fal. Dowlas, filthy dowlas; I have given them away to bakers' wives, and they have made boulters of them. Hoft. Now as I am a true woman, Holland of eight fhillings an ell: you owe money here besides, Sir John, for your diet and by-drinkings, and money lent you, four and twenty pounds. Fal. He had his part of it, let him pay. Host. He? alas ! he is poor, he hath nothing. Fal. How! poor? look upon his face; what call you rich? let him coin his note, let him coin his cheeks: I'll not pay a denier. What, will you make a yonker of me? Shall I not take mine eafe in mine inn, but I fhall have my pocket pick'd? I have loft a feal-ring of my grandfather's worth forty mark. Host. O Jefu! I have heard the prince tell him, I know not how oft, that the ring was copper. Fal. How? the prince is a Jack, a freak-cup; and if he were here, I would cudgel him like a dog if he would fay fo. Enter Prince Henry marching, and Falstaff meets him, playing on his truncheon like a fife. Fal. How now, lad? is the wind in that door? muft we all march? Bard. Yea, two and two, Newgate fashion. P. Henry. What fay'it thou, Mrs Quickly? how does thy husband?, I love him well, he is an honest man. Hoft. Good my Lord, hear me. Fal. Pr'ythee let her alone, and lift to me. P. Henry. What fay'st thou, Jack? Fal. The other night I fell asleep here behind the arras, and had my pocket pick'd. This houfe is turn'd bawdyhoufe, they pick pockets. P. Henry. What didft thou lofe, Jack? Fal. Wilt thou believe me, Hal? three or four bonds of forty pounds a piece, and a feal-ring of my grandfather's. P. Henry. A trifle, fome eight-penny matter. Hoft. So I told him, my Lord; and I faid, I heard your Grace fay fo; and, my Lord, he speaks mest VO L. V. F |