An ingenious device in vented by a horse for adding to the comfort and beauty of man while exercising. AN EXPONENT OF THE EFFETE EAST. First New York Crook: I SUPPOSE YOU FOUND THINGS LIVELY IN OKLAHOMA CITY. Second N. Y. C.: O YES. WHILE I WAS TRYING TO BUNCO A HAYSEED HE PICKED MY POCKET, AND BEFORE I COULD COMPLAIN TO THE POLICE I WAS SAND-BAGGED BY THE BISHOP OF THE DIOCESE. AVT SCISSORS AVT NULLUS EX-COLLECTOR "TOM" MURPHY, once a familiar figure in Washington, is here for his first visit to the capital in eight years. Talking to a reporter, he grew reminiscent and said: My first visit to Washington was when Seward was Senator from New York, and that was about the time he made his higher law' speech that attracted the attention of the whole country. While a young man I was very intimate with Seward and his family. I lived in Albany when he was Governor, away back in the " 30s." My first visit to the Senate was for the purpose of hearing him speak. He made a great speech. He was replied to, as I felt, in the most bitter and insulting language by Senator Foote of Mississippi, and the language that he used was so offensive, in my iudgment, that I could hardly restrain myself from jumping from the gallery and choking him. I dined at Senator Seward's house that evening, and to my utter amazement the gentleman sitting next to me was Senator Foote. When the ladies retired from the table I left my seat and went around to Seward and said: "Senator, I heard that man sitting next to me at your table abuse Chapping, Chafing, Dandruff, Odors from Perspiration. Speedy Relief by Using Packer's Tar Soap. ce It Soothes while it Cleanses." Medical and Surg. Reporter, Phila. Lundborg's FAMOUS PERFUMES EDENIA AND Goya Lily you in such a gross manner that I was indignant. I can't understand it.' "Senator Seward laughed heartily, and called out : "Foote, I want this young man to go around and tell you what he has just told me.' "Senator Foote also laughed heartily and said to me: "Young man, I want to give you a lesson in politics. Seward lives in New York, and when he makes a speech in opposition to slavery and I reply to him and denounce him that helps me at home, and Seward tells me it doesn't hurt him a bit "-New York Sun. YOUNG WIFE: Can you cook, Minna? NEW SERVANT: Oh! yes'm, if you won't help !-Methuselah's Diary. 44 AN excellent method," says the Pharmaceutical Era, "and one insisted upon in some States, is for the druggist to attach to every bottle and package of poison sold a label, on which are printed directions as to the antidote which should be employed in case the poison is taken by human beings accidentally." This is perhaps an even better plan than that said to have been adopted in a newly-opened Western drug store of giving a dog with each prescription filled. FIRST DRUGGIST: Well, how are you this morning? FIRST DRUGGIST: Then why don't you use some of that liquid glue, which you claim will mend everything ?-Pharmaceutical Era. THE GORHAM M'F'G CO., SILVERSMITHS, manufacture and carry in ck the largest assortment of Solid Silver Ware to be found in the country, luding specimens of art work of the most elaborate and costly design, as well as icles of plainer and more simple forms suitable for household use. MFG_CO., GORHAM M'F'G CO., Broadway and 19th Street. It will pay you if you have any money to invest, either large or small sums, to Investment vs. Speculation. send for pamphlet "Investment vs. Speculation." Free to any one mentioning this paper. "Dividend Paying Investments."-Taylor & Rathvon, Boston, New York or Denver. "The Fashionable Corset Substitute." Arnold EQUIPOISE SPRING DRESS STUFFS. Silk and Wool Chevrons, New and Stylis Colorings for In Armures, Camel's-Hair Cloths, Silk and Wool Crepes and Crepons, PRINTED CHALLIES, Broadway & 19th st. 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London. are always sold loaded ready for immediate use. They can be used for roll films or glass plates. The new Daylight Kodak Newport. can be loaded in daylight. Registers exposures and locks automatically when a new film is turned into place. SPRING, '92. All the latest cloths and styles now on Strictly tailor made Send for Circulars. $8.50 to $25.00 THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Rochester, N. Y. FORTY-SEVENTH ANNUAL REPORT OF THE . NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE CO. Office: 346 & 348 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. JANUARY 1, 1892. ASSETS. ¡E. COUDRAY. BOUQUET CHOISI PERFUME POR THE HANDKERENDE DELICIOUS SCENT.-LATEST CREATION COLD BY ALL PRINCIPAL PERFUMEM, Real Estate.. Stocks and Bonds... Bonds and Mortgages. Loans secured by collaterals.. Premium Loans... Cash in Office and in Banks and Trust Companies.. Net amount of uncollected and deterred premiums.. Total Assets...... LIABILITIES. Reserve, or Value of Outstanding Policies.. Total Liabilities...... Surplus, being the same amount which will be shown to be $12,428,247.15 77.647,663.40 21,406,233.56 4,551,000.00 521,700 28 6.070,942.27 565,037.81 2.756 466.34 .109,428,156.00 .$125,947,290.81 $110,806,267.50 $15,141,023.31 Number of Policies issued during 1891, 52,746. New Insurance, $152,664,982. JOHN A. McCALL, President. HENRY TUCK, Vice-President. WILLIAM H. APPLETON, A. HUNTINGTON, M. D, Medical Director. TRUSTEES. JOHN CLAFLIN, WALTER H. LEWIS, WM. L. STRONG, |