Whate'er the crabbed'st author hath, They might be either said or sung. 130 135 His notions fitted things so well, That which was which he could not tell; 140 But oftentimes mistook the one For th' other, as great clerks have done. A second Thomas, or at once To name them all, another Dunce: Profound in all the nominal And real ways beyond them all 155 And stab herself with doubts profound, 170 Could tell in what degree it lies; And, as he was dispos'd, could prove it 175 Below the moon, or else above it: What Adam dream'd of when his bride e; Came from her closet in his side Whether the devil tempted her By a High-Dutch interpreter ; › If either of them had a navel; . Who first made music malleable: Whether the serpent at the fall, Had cloven feet, or none at all : 180 All this, without a gloss or comment, 185 He could unriddle in a moment, In proper terms, such as men smatter, When they throw out and miss the matter. For his religion, it was fit The ly text of pike and gun; Decide all controversies by Infallible artillery ; And prove their doctrine orthodox By apostolick blows and knocks; 200 Call fire, and sword, and desolation, For nothing else but to be mended. 205 210. More peevish, cross, and splenetic, Than dog distract or monkey sick; By damning those they have no mind to; As if they worshipp'd God for spite. The self-same thing they will abhor One way, and long another for : In them, in other men all sin. 215 220 225 Rather than fail, they will defy That which they love most tenderly; Quarrel with minc'd pies, and disparage Their best and dearest friend, plumb-porridge; Fat pig and goose itself oppose, We mean on the inside, not the outward. That next of all we shall discuss: Then listen, Sirs, it follows thus: 240 His tawny beard was th' equal grace Both of his wisdom and his face; In cut and die so like a tile, A sudden view it would beguile : orange mix'd with grey. This hairy meteor did denounce The fall of sceptres and of crowns: 245 |