That hardly get their mere expenses Or letting out to hire their ears To affidavit customers, At inconfiderable values, To serve for jurymen or tales, For that, quoth he, let me alone; Bred up and tutor❜d by our teachers, By weighing all advantages, Your fureft way is first to pitch On Bongey for a water-witch: And when y' have hang'd the conjurer, 730 735 740 In th' int'rim fpare for no trepans, Ply her with love-letters and billets, And bait 'em well for quirks and quillets, ye: 745 750 755 Retain all forts of witnesses, That ply i' th' Temple, under trees; Or walk the round, with knights o' th' pofts, About the cross-legg'd knights, their hosts; 760 Or wait for customers between The pillar-rows in Lincoln's-Inn ; And affidavit-men ne'er fail T'expofe to fale all forts of oaths, Besides the gospel, and their fouls; And when ye're furnish'd with all purveys, I fhall be ready at your fervice. I would not give, quoth Hudibras, A ftraw to understand a case, Without the admirable skill To wind and manage it at will; To veer, and tack, and steer a cause, As plain as noses upon faces : 765 770 775 780 As you have well instructed me, For which you've earn'd, here 'tis, your fee. I long to practise your advice, And try the subtle artifice ; To bait a letter as you bid, As, not long after, thus he did: 785 AN HEROICAL EPISTLE OF HUDIBRAS TO HIS LADY. I WHO was once as great as Cæfar, As ever took degree in war, Or did his exercise in battle, By you turn'd out to graze with cattle. To all my earthly happiness, Am fall'n from the paradise Of your good graces, and fair eyes; 5 10 |