And he acquires the noblest spouse That widows greatest herds of cows; Then what may I expect to do, Who 've quell'd fo vaft a buffalo?
Mean while the Squire was on his way, The knight's late orders to obey ; Who sent him for a strong detachment Of beadles, constables, and watchmen, T'attack the cunning man for plunder Committed falfely on his lumber; When he, who had so lately fack'd The enemy, had done the fact, Had rifled all his pokes and fobs
Of gimcracks, whims, and jiggumbobs, Which he by hook or crook had gather'd, And for his own inventions father'd:
And when they should, at jail-delivery, Unriddle one another's thievery, Both might have evidence enough To render neither halter-proof. He thought it desperate to tarry,
And venture to be accessary ;
But rather wifely flip his fetters,
And leave them for the Knight, his betters. He call'd to mind th' unjust foul play
He would have offer'd him that day, To make him curry his own hide, Which no beaft ever did befide, Without all poffible evasion, But of the riding difpenfation.
And therefore, much about the hour The knight, for reasons told before, Refolv'd to leave him to the fury Of justice, and an unpack'd jury,
The Squire concurr'd to abandon him, And ferve him in the felf-fame trim; T'acquaint the Lady what h' had done, And what he meant to carry on ; What project 'twas he went about, When Sidrophel and he fell out; His firm and ftedfast resolution, To fwear her to an execution; To pawn his inward ears to marry her, And bribe the devil himself to carry her. In which both dealt, as if they meant Their party faints to represent, Who never fail'd, upon their sharing In any profperous arms-bearing, To lay themselves out to fupplant Each other cousin-german faint. But ere the knight could do his part, The Squire had got so much the start,
He 'ad to the Lady done his errand, And told her all his tricks aforehand. Juft as he finish'd his report,
The knight alighted in the court,
And having ty'd his beast t'a pale, And taking time for both to stale, He put his band and beard in order, The fprucer to accoft and board her: And now began t' approach the door,
When she, wh' had spy'd him out before, Convey'd th' informer out of sight,
And went to entertain the knight: With whom encountering, after longees Of humble and fubmiffive congees,
And all due ceremonies paid,
He ftroak'd his beard, and thus he said:
Madam, I do, as is my duty,
Honour the shadow of your fhoe-tie ;
And now am come, to bring your ear A present you'll be glad to hear;
At least I hope fo: the thing's done, I never see the fun;
For which I humbly now demand Performance at your gentle hand; And that you'd please to do your part, As I have done mine to my smart.
With that he shrugg'd his sturdy back, As if he felt his fhoulders ake:
But she, who well enough knew what, Before he spoke, he would be at, Pretended not to apprehend The mystery of what he mean'd, And therefore wifh'd him to expound His dark expreffions less profound.
Madam, quoth he, I come to prove How much I've fuffer'd for your love,
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