Dear Mrs. B.-Chops and Tomato sauce. Yours, Pick wick." Gentlemen, what does this mean? Chops and Tomato sauce. Yours, Pickwick! Chops! Gracious heavens! and Tomato sauce! Gentlemen, is the happiness of a sensitive and confiding female to be trifled away by such shallow artifices as these? The next has no date whatever, which is in itself suspicious. 'Dear Mrs. B., I shall not be at home till to-morrow. Slow coach." And then follows this very remarkable expression: "Don't trouble yourself about the warming-pan." The warming-pan! Why, gentlemen, who does trouble himself about a warming-pan? Why is Mrs. Bardell so earnestly entreated not to agitate herself about the warming-pan, unless (as is no doubt the case) it is a mere cover for hidden fire-a mere substitute for some endearing word or promise, agreeably to a preconcerted system of correspondence, artfully contrived by Pickwick with a view to his contemplated desertion, and which I am not in a condition to explain? And what does this allusion to the slow coach mean? For aught I know, it may be a reference to Pickwick himself, who has most unquestionably been a criminally slow coach during the whole of this transaction, but whose speed will now be very unexpectedly accelerated, and whose wheels, gentlemen, as he will find to his cost, will very soon be greased by you! But enough of this, gentlemen; it is difficult to smile with an aching heart; it is ill jesting when our deepest sympathies are awakened. My client's hopes and prospects are ruined, and it is no figure of speech to say that her occupation is gone indeed. The bill is down-but there is no tenant. Eligible single gentlemen pass and repass-but there is no invitation for them to inquire within or without. All is gloom and silence in the house, even the voice of the child is hushed; his infant sports are disregarded when his mother weeps. But Pickwick. gentlemen, Pickwick, the ruthless destroyer of this domestic oasis in the desert of Goswell street-Pickwick who has choked up the well and thrown ashes on the sward-Pickwick, who comes before you to-day with his heartless Tomato sauce and warming-pan-Pickwick stiil 1ears his head with unblushing effrontery, and gazes with out a sigh on the ruin he has made. Damages, gentlemen-heavy damages is the only punishment with which you can visit him; the only recompense you can award to my client. And for those damages she now appeals to an enlightened, a high-minded, a right-feeling, a conscientious, a dispassionate, a sympathizing, a contemplative jury, of her civilized countrymen. MAUD MULLER. WHITTIER. MAUD MULLER, on a summer's day, But, when she glanced to the far-off town, The Judge rode slowly down the lane, He drew his bridle in the shade Of the apple-trees, to greet the maid; And ask a draught from the spring that flowed She stooped where the cool spring bubbled up, And blushed as she gave it, looking down He spoke of the grass, and flowers, and trees, At last, like one who for delay Maud Muller looked and sighed: “Ah, me! "My father should wear a broadcloth coat; The Judge looked back as he climbed the hill, "A form more fair, a face more sweet, "Would she were mine, and I to-day, No doubtful balance of rights and wrongs, But he thought of his sisters, proud and cold, But the lawyers smiled that afternoon, He wedded a wife of richest dower, Oft, when the wine in his glass was red, Free as when I rode that day, Where the barefoot maiden raked her hay." She wedded a man unlearned and poor, Sometimes her narrow kitchen walls Alas for maiden, alas for Judge, For rich repiner and household drudge The saddest are these: "It might have been 1 |