"Wretch!" he cried, when she threatened to leave him, and left, "How could you deceive me, as you have deceft?" And she answered, "I promised to cleave, and I've cleft." Phabe Cary (?) [1824-1871] THE TWINS IN form and feature, face and limb, One day, to make the matter worse, And thus, you see, by fate's decree, My brother John got christened me, This fatal likeness even dogged "What would you do, if you were me, To prove that you were you?” Our close resemblance turned the tide For somehow, my intended bride Became my brother's wife. 1 In fact, year after year the same Absurd mistakes went on, And when I died, the neighbors came Henry Sambrooke Leigh (1837-1883] A THRENODY The Ahkoond of Swat is dead-London Papers WHAT, what, what, What's the news from Swat? Sad news, Bad news, Comes by the cable led Through the Indian Ocean's bed," Iterranean--he's dead; The Ahkoond is dead! For the Ahkoond I mourn, Who wouldn't? : He strove to disregard the message stern, But he Ahkoodn't. Dead, dead, dead; (Sorrow, Swats!) Swats wha hae wi' Ahkoond bled, Swats whom he hath often led Onward to a gory bed, Or to victory, As the case might be, Sorrow, Swats! Tears shed, Shed tears like water. Your great Ahkoond is dead! That Swats the matter! Mourn, city of Swat! Your great Ahkoond is not, But lain 'mid worms to rot. His mortal part alone, his soul was caught (Because he was a good Ahkoond) His soul is in the skies, The azure skies that bend above his loved Let Swat bury the great Ahkoond With a noise of mourning and of lamentation! Let Swat bury the great Ahkoond With the noise of the mourning Of the Swattish nation! Fallen is at length Its tower of strength, Its sun is dimmed ere it had nooned; Dead lies the great Ahkoond, The great Ahkoond of Swat Is not! George Thomas Lanigan (1845-1886] THE FASTIDIOUS SERPENT THERE was a snake that dwelt in Skye, He lived upon nothing but gooseberry-pię Now gooseberry-pie-as is very well known- Is not to be found under every stone, Nor yet upon every tree, oh. And being so ill to please with his meat, The snake had sometimes nothing to eat, And an angry snake was he, oh. Then he'd flick his tongue and his head he'd shake, Over the misty sea, oh, Crying, "Gooseberry-pie! For goodness' sake Some gooseberry-pie for me, oh!” And if gooseberry-pie was not to be had,' Over the misty sea, oh, He'd twine and twist like an eel gone mad, But though he might shout and wriggle about, The snake had often to go without His breakfast, dinner, and tea, oh. Henry Johnstone [1844 MY RECOLLECTEST THOUGHTS My recollectest thoughts are those And bearing on, as you'd suppose, But my resemblest thoughts are less A state of things, as you'll confess, And yet the mos est thought I love That I'm the sole survivor of The famous Forty Thieves! Charles Edward Carryl [1841 MR. FINNEY'S TURNIP MR. FINNEY had a turnip And it grew behind the barn; And it grew and it grew, And that turnip did no harm. There it grew and it grew Till it could grow no longer; There it lay and it lay Till it began to rot; And his daughter Susie took it And put it in the pot. And they boiled it and boiled it Mr. Finney and his wife They sat them down to sup; And they ate and they ate And they ate that turnip up. Unknown THE SIEGE OF BELGRADE AN Austrian army, awfully arrayed, For fame, for fortune,-fighting furious fray: How honors Heaven heroic hardihood! Infuriate, indiscriminate in ill, Kindred kill kinsmen-kinsmen kindred kill! Labor low levels loftiest, longest lines; Men march 'mid mounds, 'mid moles, 'mid murderous mines. Now noisy, noxious numbers notice naught Of outward obstacles opposing ought: Poor patriots, partly purchased, partly pressed, |