this no bad opportunity for a great ftroke in the Omnium, I expected to hear fomething of all the boufes in Europe. Juft as I was about to apply my unfair ear to the wainfcot, the waiter came to inquire whether I would please to fup with the gentlemen in the adjoining room; and, while I had fcarcely breath to express my hope of that honour, he told me that they were all riders from Manchester, going to France for orders! I am, Sir, yours, AUDITOR TANTUM! A PLAN FOR PAYING OFF THE NATIONAL SIR, DEBT. [From the Morning Chronicle.] AMONG the many great objects of an internal nature, to which the return of peace will naturally call the attention of Government, none ftands more prominent than the liquidation of the national debt. This can only be done by raifing a large fum within the year; and for this purpofe, I think, Sir, I have hit upon a tax, the moft productive and the least burdenfome poffible, that is to fay, a maximum in produce, and a minimum in burden. I mean a Tax on Lying. I am warranted, by the late returns to Parliament, in ftating the fubjects of the British empire, at 14,329,611; now, averaging them one with another, men, women, and children, at no more than two lies a-day each (an eflimate certainly far under the mark), and rating each lie at only one farthing, the produce will be no lefs than 10,896,4731. 195. 94d. per annum, a fum nearly double the amount of the Income Tax. This I prove by the following calculation: 14,329,611 perfons, nien, women, and children, at two lies per day each, for 365 days, produced 10,460,615,030 lies, which at one farthing per lie, amounts to the above fum of 10,896,4737. 19s. 9d. Thofe 1 Those who are converfant in finance will immediately fee that I know what I am about, and have carefully avoided making the tax amount to a prohibition; and fure I am that no individual liar will give. up fuch a favourite luxury for the trifling fum of, one with another, about 15s. a year. It will doubtless ftrike many difcerning perfons, that there is a great variety in the nature and extent of lies; as white lies, black lies, lies direct and indirect, fibs, bouncers, &c. &c. and they will justly argue, on the bafis of equality in taxation, that these feveral fpecies of lies ought to be defined and rated accordingly: this has not efcaped me, and when I am fuperintendant general of the tax on lying, I fhall form tables of lies, properly divideđ and fubdivided into genera and Species, with the rates fet against them. I also mean to take into confideration the propriety of making an allowance by way of drawback to particular perfons, fuch as minifters of. ftate, travellers, retail traders, and fome others; or, to fave the trouble of laborious calculations, fuch per fons may compound by paying a certain annual fum. Thus, Sir, have I pointed out and abfolutely calculated a tax every way fuited to the exigencies of the nation, and, I hope, one per cent, on the produce will not be thought too much as a reward for my patriotifm and ingenuity. PETER PROJECT. ANTICIPATION. SPEECH AT THE SHAKSPEARE TAVERN, TO BE TH [From the True Briton.] HE fpeech, my good friends, for this joyful occafion,, Of war it condemn'd the unjuft profecution, And of treasure and blood the unbounded profufion; It : It prov'd nought was meant by the negotiation, And plenty has left me but little to say: Still cenfure's my thenie, condemnation's my game, Oh! had I been ruler, you then would have feen, But with fome few exceptions-you know what I mean- At Fort George had new laws upon treafon been made, The war you have oft ftyl'd a terrible curfe, But the peace you muft fwear is a thoufand times worfe And of genuine peace not deferving the name; You must fay it is hollow, unjuft, infincere, And prove that it cannot continue a year; And if your exertion could undo the treaty, With what rapture, my friends, here again I would meet ye! October 10. PATRIOTIC 1 'T PATRIOTIC ORATION. DELIVERED ON SATURDAY, OCT. 10, 1801. [From the True Briton.] IS now, my good friends, twenty-one years ago, Since for Weftminster I became member, you know, A long ftruggle I made, and at laft I got in, But who were my voters I car'd not a pin. To oppofe, right or wrong, those in pow'r, was my plan; In the late war with France I fill took the fame part, Since for many long years I have found it in vain The refult of th' American war is most clear- It confirm'd a great truth, that, though courtiers will probe, You have feen many faults in my conduct, I fear, In In hopes of new contefts it bears not the germs, There are two ways indeed that the point may be weigh'd, The terms of the peace, and the time when 't was made. The terms are of little importance, I think, And, therefore, that part of the queftion I'll blink. In themselves are, perhaps, no great matter at beft, But I fomething muft blame, or I'm out of my way; You, my friends, then forefaw with difcerument most threwd, } The refult of the meafures which then were purfu'd; We have loft much, my friends, but had reafon to fear ANOTHER |