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Alban's society is represented. And in conclusion we wish you and yours, long life, and health and happiness.

MR. BURLEIGH MADE THE FOLLOWING BRIEF RESPONSE.

MR. ARNOLD AND GENTLEMEN: You all know me to be a man of few words, but I feel that whatever I may say in accepting these beautiful tokens of your regard-be my words few or many-I shall not be able to express how sincerely grateful I feel for this unexpected kindness. I will not pretend that I am not worthy of this expression of your regard, nor will I talk in canting phraseology of my poor, humble efforts on behalf of the society. You and I, all of us hate affectation. I accept your valuable gifts gladly and gratefully. I have worked for the St. Alban's society with all my heart, and its friendships and fellowships have been amongst the chief joys of my life. And I value very highly indeed your good will and esteem. I am proud, yes, I use the word advisedly, I am proud to have so high a place in your regard. You have made my fortieth birthday very bright indeed. I am sure my family will feel as I feel. In their name and my own I thank you, and trust there may be many happy years of pleasant and profitable fellowship in store for us all.

FAREWELL AND WELCOME.

Mr. and Mrs. Albert Leonard are about to sail for Europe in the "Ocean Queen." They have invited a large company of friends to take leave of them in a pleasant social manner. Mr. Gus Robertson makes the following speech:

MR. AND MRS. LEONARD: I have been requested by many of the guests now present to say a few words of kindly farewell before we part. We have spent an exceedingly pleasant evening under your hospitable roof, as indeed we always do whenever we are able to avail ourselves of your genial kindness. But there has been a tinge of sadness in our words and thoughts. You are about to leave us for awhile, and, as Shakespeare says, 'Parting is such sweet sorrow," there has been a little sorrow in the sweetness of tonight. But we are very glad that you have before you such a bright prospect for

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a summer holiday. If long and constant attention to the claims of a large commercial enterprise entitle to a rest, you have surely earned a long vacation. As you turn your faces eastward tomorrow morning you will be followed by the best wishes of your many friends for a prosperous, happy journey. We shall think of you climbing the Alps, sailing on the lagoons of Venice, or sauntering through the streets of beautiful Florence or venerable Rome; and you will think of us poor slaves of circumstance toiling on at our appointed tasks. May all joy attend you; may prosperous gales waft the "Ocean Queen across the Atlantic with as little oscillation as possible; may all good fortune attend your steps and bring you safely home to your family and friends. Accept the heartiest, best wishes of us all. Bon voyage!

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WELCOME HOME.

On the return of Mr. and Mrs. Leonard, Mr. Gus Robertson spoke as follows:

MY DEAR FRIENDS: It was my privilege three months ago to speak some farewell words on the eve of your departure on your eastern tour, but I assure you I have much greater pleasure in assuring you how heartily we all welcome you home. We missed you sorely through the long weeks of your absence, and we now heartily rejoice that you have returned well and happy to your family and friends. Your letters have charmed us greatly, and we anticipate that many a long evening in the coming winter will be enriched by your stories of travel and records of adventure. We have no doubt you will feel that, interesting as are the cities of old historic renown, and fair as are the fields of sunny France or more glorious Italy, still, after all, there is no place like home, and no friends like the home friends. Once more, and with all our hearts, we bid you Welcome Home!

INDEX.

ADDRESS TO A MUMMY. Horace Smith
ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA. Gen. W. L. Lytle
ARTEMUS WARD ON WOMAN'S RIGHTS. C. F. Browne
ARTEMUS WARD VISITS THE SHAKERS. C. F. Browne
AUNTY DOLEFUL'S VISIT. Mary Kyle Dallas
AURELIA'S UNFORTUNATE YOUNG MAN. Mark Twain
A BEECHER OUTWITTED. Anonymous

A NIGHT IN BELGRAVIA. Josef Sprouts
A PLEASURE EXERTION. Marietta Holley
A RAILROAD SCENE. Anonymous.

AN APPEAL TO THE SEXTANT FOR AIR. Anonymous
BARBARA FRIETCHIE. 7. G. Whittier

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC. Julia Ward Howe
BINGEN ON THE RHINE. Caroline E. Norton
BUCK FANSHAW'S FUNERAL. Mark Twain
BUDGE'S STORY OF NOAH'S ARK. J. Habberton
CAUDLE HAS LENT FIVE POUNDS. Douglas Jerrold
CAUDLE'S WEDDING-DAY. Douglas Jerrold .
CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE. A. Tennyson
CURFEW MUST NOT RING TONIGHT. Anonymous
CURING A COLD. Mark Twain

DAVID COPPERFIELD AND HIS CHILD-WIFE.

DEATH OF DORA. Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens

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DEATH OF LITTLE Jo. Charles Dickens

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HE DIDN'T WANT A COFFIN. Anonymous

HE GIVETH HIS BELOVED, SLEEP. Elizabeth B. Browning
HER LETTER. Bret Harte .

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HOW THEY BROUGHT THE GOOD NEWS TO GHENT. R. Browning
HYMN TO THE FLOWERS. Horace Smith
HYMN TO THE NIGHT. H. W. Longfellow

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IMPEACHMENT OF WARREN HASTINGS. Edmund Burke

IVRY. Lord Macaulay.

JERUSALEM BY MIDNIGHT. Benjamin Disraeli
JIMMY BUTLER AND THE OWL. Anonymous.
LOCHINVAR. Sir Walter Scott.

LOSS OF THE ROYAL GEORGE. William Cowper
LOVE IN A BALLOON. Litchfield Moseley.

MAHSR JOHN. Irwin Russell

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MARC ANTONY'S ORATION. W. Shakspeare
MARCO BOZZARIS. Fitz-Greene Halleck

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ON THE DEATH OF LINCOLN. Henry Ward Beecher

ON THE LOSS OF THE "ROYAL GEORGE."

OUR COARTIN'. Josef Sprouts.

POOR LITTLE JOE. Peleg Arkwright.

William Cowper

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SERGEANT BUZFUZ'S SPEECH. Charles Dickens
SIMON SHORT'S SON SAMUEL. Anonymous

SNYDER'S NOSE. The Fat Contributor

SORROWFUL TALE OF A HIRED GIRL. Anonymous
SPEECH FOR DECORATION DAY. Col. R. G. Ingersoll
SPEECH OF VINDICATION. Robert Emmet
SURLY TIM'S TROUBLE. Mrs. F. Burnett

TAM O' SHANTER. Robert Burns

TELL AMONG THE MOUNTAINS. Sheridan Knowles
THAT HIRED GIRL. Detroit Free Press.
THE BABY'S FIRST TOOTH. Danbury News

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THE BELLS. Edgar Allan Poe

THE BATTLE OF LIMERICK.

THE BOBOLINK Anonymous

THE BURIAL OF MOSES. C. F. Alexander

THE CHARCOAL MAN. 7. T. Trowbridge

THE CHARITY DINNER. Litchfield Moseley

THE CHURCH OF THE BEST LICKS. E. G. Eggleston
THE COURTIN'. J. R. Lowell.
THE DIFFICULTY OF RHYMING.
THE EXECUTION OF MONTROSE.
THE ENCHANTED SHIRT. John Hay
THE FAITHFUL LOVERS. Anonymous

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W. E. Aytoun

THE FIRST SNOWFALL. J. R. Lowell

THE GLOVE AND THE LIONS. Leigh Hunt
THE HERITAGE. JR. Lowell

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THE JACKDAW OF RHEIMS. Rev. Thos. Barham (Thos. Ingoldsby) 198

THE KILLING OF JULIUS CÆSAR.
THE KING OF DENMARK'S RIDE.
THE LITTLE STOWAWAY. Anonymous
THE MAY QUEEN. Alfred Tennyson .
THE OLD HAT. Anonymous

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THE ONE-HOSS SHAY. O. W. Holmes

Mark Twain
Caroline E. Norton

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THE PILGRIM FATHERS. Felicia Hemans

THE PRIDE OF BATTERY B. F. H. Gassaway
THE RAVEN. E. A. Poe

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THE SLEEP. Elizabeth B. Browning.

THE SOLDIER'S REPRIEVE. Anonymous

THE SONG OF THE Greek PoET. Lord Byron .

THE STORY OF A FAITHFUL SOUL. Anne A. Procter

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